Doesn't my url have such a feminine ring to it?

I don’t want to be 
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

(Source: lucyquin, via cityyandcolour)

Please God,

Send me someone to fuck.

Can’t stand it

Bout to jerk and drive. #randombonerproblems

I never believed in sexually deprivation

But I think right now, being 25, I’m suffering from it. I’m noticing myself staring down women’s chests as I drive by. They may not even be my type, or be super attractive, but I’m staring at titties. All day long. The past few days. It’s really weird because I’m an ass man, titties don’t really do it for me. But right now, I’m honestly yearning for some titties to touch and someone to satisfy this new frustration.

Standing in public,

Watching porn on my phone. Trying not to get a hard-on. I love vacation!

Linda Cardellini

My god. Phenomenally attractive on tonight’s episode of Mad Men. Unf. Unf. Uuunnnnnfffff.