Send me someone to fuck.
Bout to jerk and drive. #randombonerproblems
But I think right now, being 25, I’m suffering from it. I’m noticing myself staring down women’s chests as I drive by. They may not even be my type, or be super attractive, but I’m staring at titties. All day long. The past few days. It’s really weird because I’m an ass man, titties don’t really do it for me. But right now, I’m honestly yearning for some titties to touch and someone to satisfy this new frustration.
Watching porn on my phone. Trying not to get a hard-on. I love vacation!
My god. Phenomenally attractive on tonight’s episode of Mad Men. Unf. Unf. Uuunnnnnfffff.